My Christmas List According to a ‘Conspiracy Theorist’🎄
- shelleybholisticnu
- 2 days ago
- 1 min read
Updated: 2 days ago
🎄 When you’re crunchy, allergic to narratives and Constitutionally literate 😏 your Christmas list looks like…
Mic lock 🎤
Anti-parasitics (because somehow… they work for everything) 🪱
Concealed carry class 🔐
Incandescent Light Bulbs
Freedom Phone
Grounding shoes 🌍
Red-pilled books: Vaccines, Amen, Chaos, Make Him a Sandwich
Things I won’t be asking for: processed food, scented candles or anything with ‘fragrance’ on the label.
Heal thyself… and maybe question everything while you’re at it 🎄😌 #freedomthinker #conspiracytheorist #crunchymom
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